One day, you’re toiling away as some low level actress. The next day, you get cast in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. The day after that, you become the face of a new generation of Asian actors. Welcome to the arc of Zhang Ziyi’s life. You wear thousand dollar dresses, model various cosmetics and date a suave European guy. Yet, I give you a heart-shaped note and you’re too good to open it.

Don’t show it off to the cameras. Take one end and just open it. Look inside. See that? It’s a picture. That was you three hours ago back at the hotel. I know where you are. Now, open the purse…