If you’re 40 and marry someone 52, that’s okay. You’re both old, no big deal. If you’re 29 and you marry someone 41, you should rethink your decision. There are differences to consider. You can still get it on, at least once a day. On the other hand, your 41 year old mate, if he’s a guy, will just be in the corner playing good cop/bad cop with his wiener. Alternately yelling for it to “hurry and get up” and exhorting it, “c’mon, I know you can do it”. Now, if your 41 year old mate is female, then that’s okay. Cougars are the new thing these days.

Zhang Ziyi seemingly popped out of nowhere in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, made her way through the Hollywood scene and ended up with multi-millionaire Vivi Nevo. Nevermind that his name reminds me of both Elmo and Nemo. The guy’s supposedly loaded as a major stockholder in Time Warner. What can he offer her? Money? Power? Even more fame, money and power? I fart on his money and power. Did you just eat a 4×4 at In n’ Out burger? Probably not. By the way Vivi, Time Warner sucks. I also fart on your cable internet and your desire to throttle my download speeds. Hey Zhang, chirp me on my cell when you realize that you’ll never get 10 megabits per second.

Zhang Ziyi Engaged to Vivi Nevo A Time Warner Stockholder [MyStarHill]