This “Survivor” winner eventually gave up fighting the fascists over at San Francisco City Hall. Instead of providing low carb, tasty yogurt treats to wealthy San Franciscans, he will now sell yogurt to their wealthy neighbors from the south, the Palo Altoans. The new shop is called Red Mango and looks to ride the frozen yogurt trend in LA. Just in time for summer. Now, Asians can cool off with fake ice cream and not worry about lactose intolerance.

Look at this lovely couple. Only one thought comes to mind: Two girls one cup. Frozen poo? Why yes, I would like some.

Pic and source: channelAPA.com