When she’s not helping pass gay marriage legislation, Tila Tequila spends her time gallivanting on the beach. Or so King Magazine would like you to believe. Don’t elves prefer dry land? Smurfville needs a new queen, so run along little one. Your 15 minutes are up here.
Never heard of King Magazine. Tila’s on the cover …

I want to visit the MTV studios and investigate. Do they really have network execs there who try to be creative? Or do they have monkeys come in and point to pictures on the wall. “Good Bobo! I think another season of “Parental Control” is a splendid idea.” I may be giving monkeys a bad …