Superstar Namie Amuro takes her privacy seriously. She recently slapped a $22 million lawsuit against a tabloid agency. Their mistake was photographing her with her son while they were outside. Puh-leez, stop the diva attitude. Last time I checked, there was only one true diva in Japan. Seventy five year old Empress Michiko. And she is not having any of this, sista. Snap snap snap. Mmm hmm.

I can’t understand how anyone expects privacy in Japan. Have you ridden the subway there? Your ass will be grabbed. Plus, they have the highest concentration of voyeur videos on the planet. That was confirmed by Newsweek in their special Asian sex trip issue (check your newsstands).

In other Namie news, she will perform with Korean group TVXQ and tour eight scheduled stops, all in Japan. Again, she needs her privacy. Concert goers will only be allowed to enjoy the show through the spaces between their fingers as their hands cover their faces. Quietly shouted enthusiasm will be accepted.

Namie Amuro files a 22 million Yen damages suit [My First Gossip Blog]