Hyori has a new album coming up and her promotion begins and ends with sex. Do I care? Not at all. I do care about false advertising though. Lee Hyori’s breasts were not made in Korea. We all know that silicone is made in the US. U-S-A! U-S-A!! Actually, I bet those silicone bags were manufactured in China. They produce everything over there. That assembly line must be the greatest job in the work. You get to touch fake breasts every day and maybe even bring work home with you. By work, I mean 500cc of breasts.

If I worked at a silicone manufacturer, I would have a silicone breast monster in my closet by now. Different sized breast bags glued to a pillow. My breast monster would also double as a waterbed. Have you ever slept on a hundred boobs? It’s softer than any down pillow ever made.

Lee Hyori is made in Korea [POPSEOUL!]