I just listened/watched Hyori’s new video for “U-Go-Girl”. That’s five minutes of my life I’ll never get back. I have this really guilty feeling right now. Kind of like when you swear off burgers for a couple of weeks, but break down and end up at Fatburger with half a beef patty wedged in your mouth. Yes, I would like fries with that, thank you very much.

Hyori’s new song works best on mute. Half the song is filled with her calling out “baby baby baby girl” or “that that that girl”. If I hear that line one more time, I’m going to drop kick kick kick my monitor out the window-dow-dow.

Evidently, I’m the only one feeling this way. MNnet.com reported:

After U-Go-Girl was released on the internet, it became Cyworld’s Best Seller Top 500 number one for 14, 15 July. On the charts for 15th, Hey Mr. Big was no.9, Lesson was no.10, Do You Think It’ll Be Ok? was no.25, Sexy Boy was no.37, Red Car was no.38, Unrivaled Lee Hyori was no.40, My Life was no.46, 8 songs were ranked in the Top 50s of Cyworld chart.

What this tells me is that Cyworld’s charts must be a sad, sad collection of horrible songs. Someone should get Hyori a muzzle for Christmas. Or a red ball gag.

Lee Hyori Creates Internet Mania with U-Go-Girl [Coolsmurf Domain]