Rotten Tomatoes has a 92% rating for this Friday’s release of the animated film. Expect a huge payday for the film. Although, Sex and the City will keep it out of first place. Most likely, mothers will drop their kids off at Kung Fu Panda, while they watch Sex and the City, fantasizing about a cosmopolitan life that will never be. Dads will stay home and celebrate with the greatest possible Father’s Day gift. Pretending that they’re still single.

No word yet from the studio how they will handle the China earthquake and the plight of the pandas. Not wanting to appear insensitive, they thought about changing the panda to a raccoon. Not a big deal, since both have rings around their eyes. Also, it’s all digital, so color wouldn’t be a big issue. However, they quickly dropped the plan. Children couldn’t accept an animal so closely associated with camping thefts having additional martial arts powers. It’s why we have coonskin caps and not panda pelts.

Great reviews for Kung Fu Panda [Hyphen]