The Kung Fu Panda movie clobbered Sex and the City in the US box office, much to my surprise. There are millions of unhappy housewives in America. I imagined they’d be willing to fork over 10 bucks multiple times to take away the pain of their daily life. Some were just like the characters, but now have grown old and settled into family life. Some never were, but wished they had been. The only happy ones are their children who delighted in watching a chubby, happy-go-lucky panda high kick his way out of trouble.

However, Hollywood Reporter, umm, reports that SATC took the international market by a wide margin. It’s a fact; poor taste knows no boundaries. If only they could combine the two movies, they’d hit all demographics:

Kung Fu Sex Pandas is the story of Carrie Bradshaw, a sweet, but clumsy Panda who has dreams of fighting with the legendary Treacherous Three and protecting the city against all threats. The only problem is that Carrie Bradshaw has no real life experience of kung fu, and her real job is serving noodles at her dad’s noodles shop. News of selecting the Dragon Warrior is sent out from the Jade Temple, and the whole city along with Carrie Bradshaw, go to the celebration. The competition is between the Treacherous Three: Samantha, the sexpot; Charlotte, the sweet naïf; and Miranda, the rigid perfectionist. Carrie Bradshaw accidentally enters the contest and is named the Dragon Warrior. Mr. Big must find a way to train Carrie Bradshaw and make her a Kung Fu Master, especially, after they learn that the snow leopard, Tai Lung, is headed their way.