The most expensive movie ever made in China drops this week. Expect to watch $80 million of swords and horses echoing throughout Asian film houses. John Woo helms this pic and actors include Tony Leung, Takeshi Kaneshiro, Zhang Fengyi, Chang Chen and Lin Chiling. You know Tony Leung right? He acted in Ang Lee’s Lust, Caution. Great, great movie. Not so great if you’re watching with your grandmother.

Two words: softcore porn. Do not watch Lust, Caution with parents or grandparents unless you have a very open relationship. I saw sex positions in that movie that the Kama Sutra hasn’t discovered. You can do that with that? Yes..yes, you can. Now, if only there was someone to try it out on.

‘Red Cliff’ ready for its closeup [Variety]