Our beloved Sulu, George Takei, one of the pioneers in Asian acting, has decided to marry Brad Altman, his partner of 21 years. After California overturned the no gay marriage ruling, Sulu announced the great news on his blog:

At long last, the barrier to full marriage rights for same-sex couples has been torn down. We are equal with all citizens of our state! [except for illegal immigrants]

I agree with Sulu. Finally, full marriage rights to the gays and lesbians. All the religious nuts will argue that next, we’ll have marriage between people and animals. Those people are idiots. How do you put a ring on a paw? Ha..it cannot be done. And just try getting Fido to sign a marriage certificate.

Sulu continues:

For now, Brad and I are enjoying the delicious dilemma of deciding where, when, and how we will be married. Marriage equality took a long time, but, like fine wine, its bouquet is simply exquisite.

Here’s how you know you’re gay. If you use ‘delicious’ to describe anything but food. And as if we needed any more confirmation that Sulu is gay. What guy uses ‘delicious’, ‘bouquet’ and ‘exquisite’ in the span of two sentences? That’s right, a gay guy.

More homosexuality after the jump

I wonder if Sulu names his penis the Starship Enterprise. That way, he can narrate its journey whenever he’s with a new guy.

Ass, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. Its 5-minute mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.

Wow, that works perfectly. Anyway, George Takei is totally a normal and swell guy in my book. At least he never used his character to get sex. Unlike someone I know. I’m looking in your direction Capt. Kirk.