Ever since the big Edison scandal, he’s gone into hiding. Save for random work assignments, no one’s had the chance to hear or see from him. Recently, his sister gave a little update as to what this little Lothario is up to:

Since the incident, he’s been praying every day.

“Because of the incident, Edison was very unhappy. He lost so much weight he looked 10 years older. But recently, when mummy and I saw him, he was very healthy. He has started eating and jogging again. He’s back to normal. Actually, he’s very positive.”

She forgot to add that he’s also back to taping and photographing hot Asian celebs in sex acts. Supposedly, Edison converted to Christianity after the scandal. She sets the record straight:

“Our whole family are Christian. Edison became Christian first, and then the whole family followed. Ever since he was young, he went to a Christian school. He was baptized when he was at school.”

The Bible doesn’t say taping sex acts is a sin, so chill out. If you’ve never masturbated to a video of yourself having sex, you are missing out. It’s the closest thing yet to time travel.

Source: Batgwa