Set your modern day televisual recording devices. Charice Pempengco hits “The Oprah Winfrey Show” on May 12th. Details on the episode according to Asianjournal.com:

The upcoming episode where Charice is set to appear showcases children with amazing talents. The special performances will feature gifted children ballroom dancing, playing the drums, guitar, and even pointing cities on a World Map.

Charice is a mini-Mariah Carey, hitting note after note in a multi-octave range. That’s talent. Pointing out cities on a map is not a talent. That’s a playground beating waiting to happen.

Charice also says to Oprah:

I’m always dreaming that someday I can be a part of your [Oprah] show . I can’t believe I’m here standing with you. This is my dream come true.”

God gave this girl an amazing voice that will bring many to tears. Eventually, she will reach international stardom. Meanwhile, I just got a coupon in the mail for a free burrito. How can anyone possibly say there’s no God? Burrito, I say! For free!!

Little Charice sings Whitney Houston after the jump