Once upon a time, Bai Ling actually was taken seriously as an actress. She then took a strong right turn to Wackville and never left. Maybe she has us fooled. Secretly, at her modestly decorated home in the Valley, she reads the Wall Street Journal and paints her vast array of pottery. Occasionally, she’ll order her butler to pour a tall glass of milk. After which, she’ll crazily dance some weird Satanic ritual to background music filled with gongs and whistles. No chance this girl is sane. If Charles Manson ever saw her, even he’d twirl his finger around his ear in that “cuckoo cuckoo” motion.

Here, Bai poses in a Western bootwear shop. If you can’t tell in the pic below, she’s pointing to a bandage that says “my nipples are on vacation”. Ironically, she has to bend over to let us know.