It looks like even frat parties and Tinder got boring for one Fresno State University student. Earlier this week, one female student heard odd noises coming out of a sheep unit on campus. She called the cops who came by and discovered a computer engineering (!) major inside lying on top of a poor sheep.
Initially, the man claimed he was ‘wrestling’ cattle. The police totally didn’t buy the story because…wait for it…there were no cattle inside the sheep unit! Finally, the student confessed and explained he needed to relax because of mid-terms. And what better way to relax than with a woolly mammal.
Yes, the student was drinking and he had some appropriate words as he was arrested: “Am I going to be expelled for this?”
(H/T Death and Taxes)