Chuck those Hallmark cards into the garbage can. No one needs to read sappy, melodramatic lines when you can say “I love you like diarrhea…I just can’t hold it in!” instead. Show us the aisle for those cards and you’ll warm our tiny, black hearts. Check out the diarrhea card and many more just as funny cards below. We’re sure you’ll find one to express just how much you love the stinky feet of the one you’re with.