There’s never a reason to leave your kids alone in the car when it’s past midnight. Princess Marks, 25 and out of Louisiana, just came up with the worst one ever. She wanted to give her boyfriend a blow job.
Officer Kim Myers of the Calcasieu Parish Sheriff’s Office told the NY Daily News:
“Both of them [the kids] were crying hysterically. While the deputies were trying to calm the children down, Princess walked up about 15 minutes later.”
And what did she say when she walked up? That she was on the other end of the parking lot, giving her boyrfriend oral sex and couldn’t keep an eye on the kids AND pleasure her boyfriend at the same time. Because priorities.
Marks got arrested and charged with child desertion. They released her on $5,000. Hopefully, she doesn’t miss court for the same reason.