LPGA: Speak English or die!

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The Ladies Professional Golf Association recently mandated players to speak English or risk suspension from the tour. How ironic that women have fought to be on equal footing with men in the workplace, sports, politics and a host of other areas. Now, years after achieving their rights, they decide it’s time to subjugate another group. I can only say with some irony, *golf clap*.

Let’s see, Koreans make up seven of the top 20 players and 45 of the top 121 international players. Hmmm…who is this policy aimed at? From the Los Angeles Times:

The tour held a mandatory meeting with South Koreans last Wednesday at the Safeway Classic in Portland, Ore., to inform them of the new policy

Just rename it the “English Immersion Mandate for Korean LPGA members” and be done with it.

More from Kate Peters, executive director of the LPGA State Farm Classic:

This is an American tour. It is important for sponsors to be able to interact with players and have a positive experience.

Therefore, interacting with non-English speakers is a negative experience. Yes, it would help to learn English to communicate. But, does the tour have international sponsors? They still take their money I bet. Maybe the LPGA should take sponsors based only in America. They can then let themselves die a slow death because golf is international. The LPGA has as many stops overseas as they do in the US. I thought the goal of any sports organization was to create more interest and continue growing.

Besides, this could never become legal. They could never order an English-only workplace. Ever heard of McDonald’s?

* Header pic is Michelle Wie. She speaks English so well! She will have no problem with this new policy. Now, if she could only make a cut…

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008 | No comments

Hou Hsiao-hsien gets money to make martial arts movie

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hou hsiao hsienJohn Woo is to Hou Hsiao-hsien what action movies are to contemplative journeys through the dismal abyss that we call life. And I’m feeling happy today! Anyway, put another way, John Woo got $85 million to make The Red Cliff and Hou got $2.6 million for his first martial arts movie, The Assassin. The Taiwanese government has a special fund they use for contributions to their cultural life. They were gracious enough to give him 2 mill. However, that won’t even pay for horses to gallop across the screen. And every Asian martial arts movie needs galloping horses.

Knowing Hou’s previous movies, it’ll be interesting to see him direct an actual action movie. Yes, with people actually doing things instead of staring out windows on moving trains. That is to say, your typical Taiwanese indie drama. I await this movie with baited breath.

Hou’s “Assassin” receives NDF cash [Variety Asia]

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008 | No comments

Introducing The Shanghai Restoration Project

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Thanks to Slant Eye for the Round Eye, if you need good post-weekend party comedown music, try “Miss Shanghai” by The Shanghai Restoration Project. Their goal:

An experiment in cross-cultural soundscapes, The Shanghai Restoration Project draws its creative inspiration from the old 1930s Shanghai jazz bands, an early combination of East and West that’s become an international legend. The Project revives this exotic blend by introducing Eastern instruments and rhythms to the Western sounds of hip-hop, jazz, and electronica.

This song does that well. Very chill. It’s the kind of music they play Sunday mornings at the used cd store. Or music you put on after a hard night of partying, when you’re just kickin’ it with that special girl or guy. You open up to each other about your past and feel that connection. Then, you lean in for the kiss and they just laugh.

“I have a boyfriend/girlfriend…Sorry. I, uhh, gotta go.”

They leave and then you just walk down to the beach with this song in your headphones wondering why life sucks so bad. Of course, this never happened to me, it’s just something I’ve heard.

When you watch the video, notice the dress on the model. It’s designed by Lu Kun, China’s most famous fashion designer. Check him out here. Paris Hilton even wore some of his designs. That’s great publicity, but I hope for hygiene’s sake, he burned those clothes when they came off. Although, even high heat may not defeat Paris’ stds.

Monday, August 4th, 2008 | No comments

Kaba Modern performed at Hip Hop International

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This video shows Kaba doing what they do at Hip Hop International. And doing it well. The competition took place this weekend in Las Vegas. It finished up yesterday; it’s ovah! Unsure how Kaba Modern did, but my research monkeys will do their best to inform you. If YOU know, let ME know. I do know they advanced to the World Championships, but alas, did they win? This is a case for Columbo and his wandering eye.

Monday, August 4th, 2008 | No comments

Koreans making their mark in the auto industry

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Wall Street Journal recently profiled the increasing influence of Korean designers in the US auto industry. Koreans have had a hand in the design of the Cadillac Provoq, the Chevy Volt, the Lincoln MKT and the Nissan Forum. However, the biggest hype is reserved for the 2010 Chevy Camaro. This concept car was designed by Korean-born, Sangyup Lee. The 2010 Chevy Camaro will feature tremendous horsepower and a possible 6.0 liter V8 engine. It’ll also have an optional backseat panty bin for all the girls you’ll get driving this badass car.

The article points out several interesting factors in the rise of Koreans within the industry. It started with GM’s stake in Daewoo in early 2001. Bumsuk Lim, “a Korean-born design professor at the Art Center college of Design in Pasadena, Calif”, also “attributes Korean designers’ rise to the country’s increasing societal emphasis on external beauty.”

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Friday, August 1st, 2008 | No comments

Haruki Murakami’s “Norwegian Wood” coming to film

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If you don’t know Haruki Murakami, he’s one of Japan’s most popular and celebrated authors. His novels rarely develop in a straightforward manner and should give any director more leeway in translating to film. Norwegian Wood talks about a college student’s coming of age with two different women. Anh Hung Tran will direct. He filmed Cyclo, a well-received film in the mid 1990s His most recent film is I Come with the Night. That one stars Josh Barnett, Byung-hun Lee and Takuya Kimura. It looks pretty slick and the trailer’s more fascinating than pictures of Murakami, so the promo’s above.

Haruki Murakami’s ‘Norwegian Wood’ coming to big screen [Japan Today]

Friday, August 1st, 2008 | No comments